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Princess Loves Slime [Full Game]
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Game by JuicyDots
Devlink: https://juicydots.itch.io/princess-loves-slime-v10
[Skip to 2:12:26 for the gooners and goonettes out there. But if you wanna suffer just like me, I'd be glad for you to watch it whole~]
Overview:
The princess has been missing for weeks! Not a single attempt at rescuing her has succeeded due to the machinations of the cave trolls. As a lowly slime, you've decided you're tired of your prescribed life of harassing newbie adventurers and want to become a hero. Rescue the princess!
As a slime, you can absorb other bits of slime to become bigger. However, using your slime abilities will reduce your size again.
Review:
This is genuinely one of the hardest game I've ever played that is next to Cabry64 - 2. The amount of retries and replays are so huge that I lost count. This thing is the Dark Souls of 2D platforming geezus...
Music:
Actually fun and funky. When you get to the boss at the end, it plays this hype bit-crushed soundtrack that's accustomed to your playthrough. Hearing that for the first time made me happy because I knew the game is almost ending. The music on the sex scene is fine. It's the calm after the storm type soundtrack that reminds the player that yay you did it, you manage to rescue the dumb princess. So yeah... 8/10
Animations:
The animations a crisp and smooth as fuck. The jump, the moving obstacles, the boss fight and of course the sex scene. All of it was made with real hard work. That already tells you that the dev is serious about this game. I enjoyed all of it. I guess the only complaint is the artstyle. The artstyle or I guess the character design for the princess could've been better. I wish she had bigger boobs but that's just me. 9/10
GAMEPLAY:
FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS DEV. Yeah that's what I'm feeling from this haha. Brief rundown of the gameplay. Arrow keys to move, Z to jump, and X to shoot. You consume slime balls on the air to increase capacity for 2 shots or 2 jumps in total. You platform all throughout 21 levels. Simple enough gameplay for a platformer game. Here's the problem. THE GAME FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS. Yes sometimes when you're in the edge of a platform or just any other edge, the jump just doesn't work. The environmental hazards are brutal as well. You have spikes, moving spikes, buttons that have spikes around it, the room is spikes, FUCK IT EVERYTHING IS SPIKES. There are no enemies in this game except the boss at the end. So having to jump and avoid these hazards in pixel perfect hitboxes is hard. If I recall there's this one level where you need to drop into a tall fall while you need to avoid the paralleled spikes on each sides. That level is devastating. There's also this one level where you need to go around the whole map just to press a button in able to open the gate. That level is also brutal. The gameplay of this is like Crash Bandicoot's platforming except it's punishing in a way where it's too hard for you think it's even possible. It's that difficulty where watching a guide of it can't really help you in your journey. That's why this is so difficult. Cabry64 is still difficult than this but this game is just below that in terms of tight platforming bullshit. I love this game but I definitely would not try this again... 7/10
Rating:
Overall I'm giving this a solid 8/10. The game is brutal but this is still possible to beat. And if only the princess was a bit more hotter it would've easily be 9...
My Patreon:
patreon.com/RyuseiOfficial
Devlink: https://juicydots.itch.io/princess-loves-slime-v10
[Skip to 2:12:26 for the gooners and goonettes out there. But if you wanna suffer just like me, I'd be glad for you to watch it whole~]
Overview:
The princess has been missing for weeks! Not a single attempt at rescuing her has succeeded due to the machinations of the cave trolls. As a lowly slime, you've decided you're tired of your prescribed life of harassing newbie adventurers and want to become a hero. Rescue the princess!
As a slime, you can absorb other bits of slime to become bigger. However, using your slime abilities will reduce your size again.
Review:
This is genuinely one of the hardest game I've ever played that is next to Cabry64 - 2. The amount of retries and replays are so huge that I lost count. This thing is the Dark Souls of 2D platforming geezus...
Music:
Actually fun and funky. When you get to the boss at the end, it plays this hype bit-crushed soundtrack that's accustomed to your playthrough. Hearing that for the first time made me happy because I knew the game is almost ending. The music on the sex scene is fine. It's the calm after the storm type soundtrack that reminds the player that yay you did it, you manage to rescue the dumb princess. So yeah... 8/10
Animations:
The animations a crisp and smooth as fuck. The jump, the moving obstacles, the boss fight and of course the sex scene. All of it was made with real hard work. That already tells you that the dev is serious about this game. I enjoyed all of it. I guess the only complaint is the artstyle. The artstyle or I guess the character design for the princess could've been better. I wish she had bigger boobs but that's just me. 9/10
GAMEPLAY:
FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS DEV. Yeah that's what I'm feeling from this haha. Brief rundown of the gameplay. Arrow keys to move, Z to jump, and X to shoot. You consume slime balls on the air to increase capacity for 2 shots or 2 jumps in total. You platform all throughout 21 levels. Simple enough gameplay for a platformer game. Here's the problem. THE GAME FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS. Yes sometimes when you're in the edge of a platform or just any other edge, the jump just doesn't work. The environmental hazards are brutal as well. You have spikes, moving spikes, buttons that have spikes around it, the room is spikes, FUCK IT EVERYTHING IS SPIKES. There are no enemies in this game except the boss at the end. So having to jump and avoid these hazards in pixel perfect hitboxes is hard. If I recall there's this one level where you need to drop into a tall fall while you need to avoid the paralleled spikes on each sides. That level is devastating. There's also this one level where you need to go around the whole map just to press a button in able to open the gate. That level is also brutal. The gameplay of this is like Crash Bandicoot's platforming except it's punishing in a way where it's too hard for you think it's even possible. It's that difficulty where watching a guide of it can't really help you in your journey. That's why this is so difficult. Cabry64 is still difficult than this but this game is just below that in terms of tight platforming bullshit. I love this game but I definitely would not try this again... 7/10
Rating:
Overall I'm giving this a solid 8/10. The game is brutal but this is still possible to beat. And if only the princess was a bit more hotter it would've easily be 9...
My Patreon:
patreon.com/RyuseiOfficial