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Ugh, why do people think this is sexy? What's so sexy about a chick swallowing someone whole and having them wiggle around in her belly? Can't you just make something that's actually sexy? Like Po and a humanoid Viper fucking? Or Tigress fingering herself? Or Zhen and The Chameleon tribbing? Also, would it kill you to actually learn how to animate? Making the characters feel alive with every frame? I mean, come on, isn't this your job? -.-