"Heracross likes succkin bulbasaur's bulba so much that he's now trying to produce more bulbasaurs out of this female specimen, the only issue is that they are in different egg groups, but he doesn't know that yet.." -Professor Fir Douglas"
If Pokémon existed, I wouldn't even care about battles. I would use them to feel pleasure. After heracross finished fucking the female bulbasaur, I would fuck her too. After all, I feed her, I give her everything she needs, so she has the duty to satisfy my sexual desires.
-Aetrix