catherine ii of russia fucks george washington

Get your filthy gringo dick out of her. Also, she was actually hot.

This is ahistoric. George Washington was actually GAY(a Dandy, in particular) and TRANSGENDER. I'm not joking. Yankee Doodle lyrics were weaponized against him, claiming (correctly) that he indulged in Macaroni fashion. From Wikipedia, "The macaronis became seen in stereotyped terms by the English aristocracy, being seen as a symbol of inappropriate bourgeois excess, effeminacy, and possible homosexuality, which was then legally viewed as sodomy." Washington married a wife who was older than he was who was a widow - and one of the richest single ladies in the colonies. He wanted her money. What did he do with it? He hired such men as a particular Prussian Drillmaster who was on the run after being accused of ped-erasty / sodomy. The resulting tactics weren't useful (Guerilla tactics were better), but Washington loved to get drilled. Again, this is in the Yankee Doodle lyrics. "He got him on his meeting clothes, Upon a slapping stallion; He sat the world along in rows, In hundreds and in millions. Chorus. The flaming ribbons in his hair..."

I guess it's true what they say. If it exists/existed, there is porn of it