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HARK! This video is ultra story heavy, with tons of fun crossover! Welcome to the deep end! Taki and Tifa are rulers the underworld at Hotel Game Over, but another ruler at HGO, Chun Li, needs Tifa to slow down. Tifa swears she's trying to slow down, but in addition to making lot of friends, she has been pimping up a storm! Thankfully, Taki is happy to help her relax. So they watch American media, and cuddle with criminals, to see what they can learn. Sex might be involved... Might not! (It is. :D) This stupidly ambitious crossover contains characters from Marvel, DC, Witcher 3, Yakuza, Resident Evil... To name a few :) However! I didn't write this to intentionally confuse, I want to show people a chaotic good time, and then Taki and Tifa relaxing from that good time. Slice of life, bastard comedy! ♪Hi-ho off we go!♪ Next day note (5-16-2026) after seeing 33% ratio: Very sorry so many people didn't like it. To those who did like it, I can't thank you enough, you are into this weird world, or ya liked the scissoring scene :). And also, you probably have a tolerance for typos and other mistakes :D But if you did like this for this story, it really does mean the world to me. The likes may not outnumber the dislikes, but they vastly outweigh them. Praise Honey Select, AKA Goonity! ]]> Fri 15 May 2026 21:45:10 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4384757/taki-and-tifa-s-hotel-game-over/ https://rule34video.com/video/4367406/ashley-graham-s-pervy-peril-2/
Oh no! Ashley Graham is having perv problems again! When Ashley's dad became president, someone had to lose, and that someone is Vince Richards. Both Ashley's Dad, and Vince, went on to have vibrant political careers after they battled for president. So when that crafty bastard Vince finds out Ashley's dad has been having an affair with his secretary, he gives Ashley a chance to save her father's career. ;) ]]> Mon 04 May 2026 19:50:42 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4367406/ashley-graham-s-pervy-peril-2/ https://rule34video.com/video/4363806/rose-s-pervy-peril/
Rose is a fitness influencer who makes most of her money reacting. So because she is an awful person, she has no problem getting drunk and recording her reactions in a movie theatre when her boyfriend cancels on her at the last second. So she gets to make the her problems the world's problem. Thankfully, Hiro is part of the bastard police ;) ]]> Sat 02 May 2026 17:01:41 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4363806/rose-s-pervy-peril/ https://rule34video.com/video/4361426/yakuza-like-a-bastard-ep-2/
Aya is upset the Yakuza have fallen to far from Grace, and so she goes around beating up large groups of them. Reaper is a Yakuza veteran that saw Japan's crime world flourish decades ago. He a business Yakuza, or a Yakuza with no tattoos that mediates between the world of crime and legitimate operations. Aya is told Reaper is a fat, lazy disgrace to the dying Yakuza name. Surely Aya will win easily, and Reaper didn't get his name from being an indomitable demon in the Coliseum. ]]> Thu 30 Apr 2026 20:54:36 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4361426/yakuza-like-a-bastard-ep-2/ https://rule34video.com/video/4355854/everybody-loves-sheva/
Sheva needs to rest after getting into way too much trouble with Jill on a sex vacation. ;) This is a slice of life, bastard comedy, and I hope you enjoy it. Beware, noble gooner! This is VERY VERY story oriented, and focuses on a super strange, and unlikely relationship that forms over a long period of time. I happen to find that sort of thing quite wonderful! :D ]]> Mon 27 Apr 2026 16:15:31 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4355854/everybody-loves-sheva/ https://rule34video.com/video/4338606/yakuza-like-a-bastard/
Seonhee is very frustrated! The new batch of prospects for her gang was inept and dishonest, so she had to beat'em up. And if that wasn't bad enough, a cop by the name of Tommy Jennaro is blackmailing her for sex. Quite honestly, Seonhee is kinky and sadistic enough to enjoy sex like this, but she's still heated about her new prospects being such an amazing let-down. So she might be especially thorny, and he might be especially motivated. ;) Gooner beware! The second half is largely story! I love stories :) For anyone wondering if the movie is real, yup!: 'Hard ticket to Hawaii' (1987) ]]> Fri 17 Apr 2026 13:48:28 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4338606/yakuza-like-a-bastard/ https://rule34video.com/video/4331582/kei-s-pervy-new-boss/
Pervy and powerful bastards of the criminal underworld have traded Kei again, and her new boss can't get enough of her! :D ]]> Mon 13 Apr 2026 22:43:54 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4331582/kei-s-pervy-new-boss/ https://rule34video.com/video/4322618/super-bastard-rpg-episode-2-nia/
Princess Sky has a gambling problem, and Nia needs to keep it secret from the Queen. Nia is a hardened Rogue, with many adventures behind her. She has become a master of dealing lethal blows from the shadows! However, this mission requires a different kind of approach to ensure the Princess's secret stays secret. ;) ]]> Tue 07 Apr 2026 21:23:48 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4322618/super-bastard-rpg-episode-2-nia/ https://rule34video.com/video/4304434/lois-and-harley/
Lois Lane and Harley Quinn are havin' a gay old time frolicking about the world of bastards together! A super powerful crimelord named King bought Lois Lane's TV station, and became her pervy boss. Then they strangely realized how much they enjoyed spending time together relaxing after the whirlwind of sex. When Harley learned what happened to Lois, she quickly hurried to join the fun! (This video was a video long time in the making, especially the writing portion in the second half! I had to have a come to hentai jesus moment, and cut about 6 minutes of story I really didn't wanna cut, but the way it turned out, it's definitely for the best! I really really hope you guys love it :D) Backstory: This universe takes inspiration from the Injustice timeline and the Batman animated series timeline. Joker and Superman are gone, and Harley was never dunked in the same chemicals as Joker. ]]> Wed 25 Mar 2026 21:55:44 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4304434/lois-and-harley/ https://rule34video.com/video/4302182/super-bastard-rpg-episode-1-raya/
Princess Sky has a gambling problem, and the Queen can never know about it! Thankfully, the princess has powerful adventuring friends that go on a social stealth mission to save her! After battling through super powerful dungeons, keeping this secret will be easy! ;) I really hope you guys like it! Thanks for watching :D ]]> Tue 24 Mar 2026 21:46:59 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4302182/super-bastard-rpg-episode-1-raya/ https://rule34video.com/video/4290930/honoka-s-pervy-peril-part-1-of-2/
Honoka thinks up a plan to find Kasumi by going undercover, and things do not go according to plan! (This was originally intended to be one video, but I think it split nicely, almost as elegantly as a kit-kat bar. Part 1 contains Honoka's pervy brainstorming, the subway scene, and a nice lil ending scene to let ya know where part 2 is headed! ;)) ]]> Tue 17 Mar 2026 19:42:02 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4290930/honoka-s-pervy-peril-part-1-of-2/ https://rule34video.com/video/4290942/honoka-s-pervy-peril-part-2-of-2/
Honoka thinks up a plan to find Kasumi by going undercover, and things do not go according to plan! (This was originally intended to be one video, but I think it split nicely, almost as elegantly as a kit-kat bar. In Part 1 Honoka is told she must be searched, because she was flashing, and she might be hiding drugs in her boobs. The cop then deputizes nearby nerds, who happily continue the search at a hotel! Honoka is surprised by just how deep, and powerful this network of bastard's seems to be. She very much figured she would attract the highest rank bastards, and find Kasumi through them. But instead, she got Steve!) ]]> Tue 17 Mar 2026 19:42:01 +0200 https://rule34video.com/video/4290942/honoka-s-pervy-peril-part-2-of-2/