FAQ:

How do I commission from you?

Shoot me a message on here or on Discord. My discord handle is the same as my username on here. Will do most things so just hit me up with any questions.

Rates are a minimum of 25$ per 30 seconds, but prices depend heavily on how much editing you want in your vid

How long have you been doing video editing?

For as long as I could hold a bong and not burn my hand with a lighter.

How do you do this certain effect?

God sends me visions and I simply render them pixel by pixel using the same machine the pope uses for his prophecies. To me they're not effects but simply what I see.

What's your taste in music?

Better than yours yet still garbage. I think that says more about you than it does about me honestly so I don't know why that's in MY faq

When are you uploading new things?

Building up my reputation and social credit so that I can crash it down when I unveil what new gooner shit I've been editing. Get ready to be disappointed by another stoner online.